OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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