They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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