just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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