Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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