Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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