I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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