So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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