I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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