She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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