Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
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After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
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