I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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