Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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