i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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