is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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