The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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