Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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