Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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