I just saw a hot homeless man
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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