Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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