I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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