i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
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We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Randomize