Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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