Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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