I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
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Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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