i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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