So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
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You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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