i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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