Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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