It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
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that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
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He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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