shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
There r osticjed everywhere
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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