Christians are straight up FREAKS
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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