just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You're like the curious george of whores
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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