I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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