I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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