come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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