scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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