everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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