Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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