Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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