so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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