How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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