yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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