What should our trivia night team be named?
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this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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