He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize