I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Rumble strips road head = magical
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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