Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
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