I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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