...so i touched it.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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