Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just saw a hot homeless man
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
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Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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