judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize